Dearest readers of THE DEATH CHIC(K),

You may be surprise to receive this posting since you do not know me. I am the son of the late president of Democratic Republic of Zaire, President Mobutu Sese Seko ( now The Republic of Congo, under the leadership of the son of Mr. Laurent Kabila). I presume you are being aware of a meme dispute between my most affectionate American sponsor (THE DEATH CHIC(K)) and the present civilian government. I believe this is based on the bad and corrupt governance on my late father’s part. Or perhaps the DEATH CHIC(K) is not so able to producing six words to describe herself or in want of posting E for excellence photographs.

THE DEATH CHIC(K) is tantrum throwing and is refused to return to computer until I assist sorting out her problems with the meme-ing. To this end I have a business proposition:

As you might have heard how a lot of THE DEATH CHIC(K)’s bank account in Switzerland and North America have been frozen. Following the above named reasons, I am soliciting for your humble and confidential assistance to take custody of THIRTY Million United States Dollars (US$30,000,000.00), also to front for THE DEATH CHIC(K) in the areas of business you desire profitable.

These funds will be released to you based on my recommendations, on that note, you will be presented as THE DEATH CHIC(K)’s partner who will be fronting for me and my family in any subsequent ventures. Myself and THE DEATH CHIC(K) have decided to give 20% to you if you are able to help us claim this consignment.

This opportunity is being available only to special readers of THE DEATH CHIC(K) who have taken her into their bosom for most friendly contests of the memes. Therefore it is with pleasure that I am in tag of the following meme in which I will be needing of those individuals to first give me their mother’s maiden name and bank account number before I can be completing their memes:

To MW, may his family be blessed by a rain of fattened goats for endowing my most affectionate American sponsor THE DEATH CHIC(K) not once, not twice, but THREE TIMES on this post, please be displaying this badge proudly on your blog… and send the desired information to THE DEATH CHIC(K) so that she may be sharing your due share of the THIRTY Million United States Dollars (US$30,000,000.00): 

Also, I would be liking to return the warmest affections of THE DEATH CHIC(K)’s other FDIC insured associates:

Lee, you have been a faithful friend to THE DEATH CHIC(K) who tagged her here and I would like to be with you sharing a portion of my family’s fortune thereof so that you may being able to buy industrial-sized snow blowers. Please display the above badge proudly.

…and remember to send THE DEATH CHIC(K) your mother’s maiden name and bank account number.

Aspergantus, THE DEATH CHIC(K) was shocked that you would include in her for your meme but despite her protestations, she is truly and warmly having your friendship pressed upon her. For this, THE DEATH CHIC(K) and myself, Barrister Mobutu Sese-Seko, would like you to display the above badge before we are taking it upon ourselves to do the meme.

Lori, THE DEATH CHIC(K) is tearing at her head and rending her clothing, so flattering is she finding your tagging her with a meme. She is also being yelling something like “Link whore”, that is an honor to be called such in your country, no? Therefore I would be impressed upon myself and on behalf of THE DEATH CHIC(K) if you would be displaying the above badge on your website.

Grundir and your human keeper the Diesel, in THE DEATH CHIC(K)’s past incarnation as QofD (or was that when she was pygmy goat? No matter.) you promised to dispatch memes and then did not come when she displayed the bat signal. For this she was mildly vexed but is now sufficiently recovered to have regained her generous spirit and be sharing with you her vast fortune. Please display the badge and comply with the directions to receive your share of THIRTY Million United States Dollars.

Also, I would be liking to “tag” as you westerners call it, the following for the purposes of - when I consulted the entrails of my morning sacrificial chicken - it was revealed that these bloggers were considering in their thoughts jumping the dogpile of the meme-ing upon THE DEATH CHIC(K):

The Butt of the Lightning Bug, The Bastard Cynical, The Pirate, The Honorary Leetle Brother of THE DEATH CHIC(K) By Name Of Travis, The Coroner For Whom THE DEATH CHIC(K) has much affection by their common love of corpses, The Honorable Father of The Travis, The Sparrow Person, The Blondie Formerly Of The Clark Street, and finally The True Brother Of THE DEATH CHIC(K) Whose Information She Has But Didn’t Want Him To Cry Like A Little Girl At Being Excluded.

THE DEATH CHIC(K) and myself appreciate the confidentiality and secrecy that is highly required, although not so much for the badge, which we would be pleasing to have you display prominently in order to be perpetrating the “link whorage” that my affectionate American sponsor is very presently fond of. But the other stuff please be keeping on how do you American’s say? The “down low”. Especially from the FTC.

All correspondence must be by my email address elkgroverunner@gmail.com and you can also call me on the Swiss telephone number 0031-630-855-056 for more information on how we can proceed in this transaction.

I sincerely will appreciate your acknowledgement as soon as possible.

Warmest regards,

Barrister Mobutu Sese-Seko