…means that you probably have to pop a few more Xanax than the average person.
Have you ever wandered around your neighborhood after an election and thought to yourself, “I wish I had some use for all these leftover campaign signs.”
Well I don’t. I just pull ‘em out of the ground and stick ‘em on my neighbor’s lawn:
Please! Knock on my neighbor’s door at midnight to vote!
A south-facing view of their yard.
My, oh my! A fellow Libertarian? Well land sakes! Because you know that Barr-Root sign sure as hell wasn’t leftover from my yard.
…and one to grow on!
I must admit that I’m a little fearful of going to sleep tonight.