“You know, I used to love, love, love Big Macs but there is like, no way I can go to McDonald’s anymore. I mean, like, there are way too many carbs, you know? And I’m like ‘Hello! I’m trying to lose weight people!’”
I would transcribe the rest but I didn’t hear it, seeing as how I was too busy slamming my head into a locker to make my brain stop hurting.
Oh! And speaking of stupid, did anybody notice that Ms. South Carolina visited my blog? Yes! She did! And she left a comment on this post! Betcha can’t guess which comment is hers!
(Now that I have your attention I would like to apologize to all my readers and fellow bloggers whose blogs I have not visited recently. Once again I have been trying to focus on Ye Olde Novel which means that I have been a very bad blog reader and commenter. I promise to atone for this sin by throwing a Death Chic(k) Reader Appreciation Kegger at my house. Come on by.)